Oh What a Prior --------------- Music: Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons (December 1963/Oh What a Night) Lyrics: Mark Glickman Recorded July 9, 2008, at Glickman Studios Inc (a.k.a. Mark's apartment). Mixed and converted to MP3 that very same day by Mark Glickman. Vocals: Mark Glickman Various midi-programmed instruments (incl. drums): Unknown Notes: The work that went into this one involved merging the best parts of two different midi arrangements, selecting the appropriate soft-synths, and then laying the vocal tracks on top. I may rerecord the vocal tracks, but this will do for now. I performed the song at the 2008 International Society of Bayesian Analysis conference in Hamilton Island, Australia, in July. When I say I "may" need to rerecord the vocals, I mean that Frankie Valli is probably rolling in his grave when this version plays, and he's not even dead. Lyrics: Oh what a prior A unimodal proper density She captured all my subjectivity What a function, what a prior Oh what a prior Tall and thin, right then I understood She towered over every likelihood Oh I believed her, what a prior Oh I, I fit a Bayesian model after all and assumed that my results would verify the truth Oh what a prior Elicited from deep inside my head Expert thought I would not use instead Oh I committed to the prior I saw the others dressed in uniform attire But when she came to me, I knew my data would not defy her! Oh what a prior I was so sure but I could make no sense Of this false posterior inference Oh I got bitten by a prior