Frequentists and Bayesians 

Words:  Mark Glickman

Music:  Lennon/McCartney ("Two of Us")

Frequentists incoherent - dredging data,
Procedural flaws,
Bayesians model science - update priors,
Use MC-MC!
Use MCMC - use MCMC - use MC squared!

Frequentists pick their noses - never shower,
Pencil-necked geeks!
Bayesians hosting parties - making money,
Meetings on a beach!
We meet on a beach - we meet on a beach - a topless beach!

Bayesians have remedies,
For problems frequentists can't handle out of hand...

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